Wait until he get older, takes me forever to cum these days lol
In the short space of time the Internet has been around and how we have come to rely on it, i suspect most of the Human race will die out if the...
Before xmas at the office party, i was totally fucked out on Vodka chasers. Do you find hairy backs sexy? (interpret how you want).
No, i thought they drunk Bulls urine instead. Have you ever eaten Liver with Chianti.....?
Did i say National Interests ????? For thousands of years in order to establish government it has been necessary to commit violence, surely the...
Shaving off hair is a natural and tribal thing, Humans have been doing it since discovering a sharp flint could do the job. I have been smooth for...
Yes about 10 years ago, it was flippin awful. Do you wear underwear?
Klunge
I disagree with all wars, unless in direct defence of our way of life, but i support the troops no matter what. My opinion of Chairman and all his...
I take it nobody is interested in kicking off a World revolution then?
Like the name spelling, Lez thats cool.....If i was a woman i'd be a Lez too :)
You are more than welcome to give me a bj and I promise I will be honest.
The only way we will have World peace is for a popular uprising and show of disobedience in every country, but even then if successful eventually...
Wow! i love the dribble, especially when it turns into a gush ;)
Condoms = Passion KIllers
I love masturbating, if i feel like doing it, i will, regardless, it sounds selfish but hey! lifes a bitch sometimes.
I know i am a Man but i have to mention this, i love giving oral, i'm a real sucker for it, but i also love rimming and theres nothing like giving...
Black holes have existed in my bank account for years ;)
Next time could you please move more towards the left of the balcony, its difficult to get a good view where i'm standing. Cheers
Polyfilla works well for me, especially after botching my latest DIY project :)
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