And not the ones on my face!
Hey, google "Ares." Best free music program around.
Baby, I'll do anything to you... Err, I'll do anything for you. Do you love me? :(
eats pudding and mashed asparagus with his toes. He also feeds his grandpa this way.
No. I would rather a guilty man be free than a free man die. You can't take back death. What's your favorite kind of sandwich?
They were an 80's band. Their lead singer looked like Colin Powell. Do you think mixing strawberry soda and chocolate milk would taste good?
Oops, sorry... I haven't had lunch yet. What's your favorite kind of milk?
I would change the problem with world hunger. (I don't mean to sound all Miss America on you.) Do you like to take naps?
I haven't menstruated since October. The doctor said back in December I was normal; not to worry. No other changes, save the stress of my ill...
Not only would I break up with him over the phone for fear this crazy person would hurt me, but I would tell the police and your parents EVERYTHING.
I support spaying and neutering, but not declawing and cropping. My kitty was both spayed and declawed before I got her. (She was a pound...
Really... Mail order animals... I actually thought my mom was NUTS when she said this. A baby cobra (if you call these people like she did)...
Initially I felt a little sorry for you because I don't think pregnant womyn should be made to do EVERYTHING. Your thread title offended me as...
's sexual fantasy is to get a 55 y/o obese man with a receding hairline pretend to be her "baby" in a giant cloth diaper, feed him a bottle, and...
Hehe, but I LOVE Mama! believes farts are elves trying to escape the butthole, and proceeds to finger it, but only gets wads of poopy, which is...
is actually a 1634 lb woman who lives by eating the leftovers thrown away from the chinese buffet next door. She slithers out of her apartment...
pulled out all his/her teeth and began eating a ten lb pile of salt to celebrate.
Beautiful girls? Wearing nothing but pearls? Chasing me? Embracing me? I'd have an attack!
If you treat all womyn like potential gold diggers, nice ones won't like you.
Yes, twice. I told her... I didn't tell him! Would you like to get in on my scheme to raise two million dollars to put the worst play in the...
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