I've seen all the twilight movies...
10 ;)
1.Parents that put themselves before their kids. 2.People that cut me off, then drive really slow. 3.Justin Bieber 4.Anyone that brags about how...
Elf juggling dreadies shot a masturbating hooker to please squirrels and blow dirty Mexicans...
cake/brownie in a mug
Back of a school bus. Blazed with a popper bottle, and blew the smoke through a toilet paper roll stuffed with dryer sheets. Busses are loud...
Elf fucking dreadies shot a masturbating hooker to please squirrels and blow dirty Mexicans...
Mud wrestling politicians hired a masturbating donkey to hunt mothers who shoot dirty movies.
We flet it all the way down here in Toronto. Shook the building for about 20 seconds. Updated: Tue Aug. 23 2011 12:19:44 CTV News.ca Staff A...
and then one said, I dare you...
false, although I have tried to learn. Your belly button is an "innie"
Woke up 45 min late Walked into work late Tried to motivate myself to actually do some work, three hours ago...
Makes my thoughts clear, and lets me focus. Enhances the flavor of Cap'n Crunch.
salad tossing politicians cloned a masturbating donkey to hunt police who sniff dirty underwear.
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