About as useful as a chocolate fireguard (also heard chocolate teapot) Tha's a face like a well-slapped arse (bit of old Lancashire there) Many a...
Nothin' like a good old 'yo momma so fat' ;)
My general rule of thumb: if I can get on the motorbike without toppling over the other side, I'm good to go :cheers2:
Cuntwaffle Arsewank I tend to string swearwords together into a long diatribe, i.e. 'holy motherfucking shitlicking arsemunching fucking crap'
Holy shit :eek: Bet she doesn't need a boyfriend :cheers2:
Nono, that's mad cow disease ;)
In general, doctors tend to assume that a substance can have only one effect on a particular factor - i.e. it either raises or lowers blood...
Not too good if you're in sync with your needles, hehe :p I don't get the shakes, my hand just doesn't go where I intend it.. (wait, that...
I'm hindered in drawing by a lack of fine motor control :p
Me + pencils don't mix ;) Trust me, my photoshop skills are many times better than my drawing skills :p
Yup.. Lib Dems got in in my ward last time, not great but not bad either. Would ya believe there's fucking huge UKIP posters? In Cambridge, just...
Heh, that looks pretty fuckin sweet :D Gonna be hopefully getting one done soon, various people owe me money so when I've collected I'll have the...
This. Here in Britain you have to pay to own a TV, never mind cable/satellite/whatever..
UPDATE: dates have changed.. festival's now from 31st July - 3rd August.
I thought noel was all about the infant death? You mean I've just been pissing him off with my sacrifices? :eek:
No wonder it's so shit..
Pfft. Michael Fish syndrome methinks.
Think about thought, think about how you think and how can you know if it's even you doing the thinking.. Then take acid and do the same. Your...
This one :D I've had it since the late 90s, back in Ye Olde Days of 24k dialup and IRC..
Spent most of the day asleep, woke up at 4PM. Damn I love being a night-owl.. no damn people to deal with :cheers2:
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