Sorry, but that's HILARIOUS! :) Personally, I would tell them little boys can't perform sexually, and ignore them from there on out.
I'm not making milk. I think I will look for an OBGYN Monday.
The early Romans shaved with crude straight razors after learning men could grab their beards and slit their throats in battle.
Very nice list. More people should abide by it! :)
After I read it a little more though, I actually made sure my brother didn't make it because it looked SO MUCH like something he'd do. Rhett used...
The guest book also looks a bit silly: "Since you cannot trust children to regularly feed their pets, I concluded that Celeste needed a...
I'm not sure it's real. Here's why: They say they are a supplier to www.rotten.com (a joke site) as is the other site they "supply" to. There...
Eats boogers.
And I've always wanted a pair of severed hands! Go ahead, touch 'em! I dare ya, punk. :p
Be nice, Jeffrey. I'm from that same generation and NEVER had an urge to get fucked up on prescriptions. ;) My recommendation is weed or...
I would argue the color of the marble or material used definately adds a serious effect to the work. If you make a wire hanger sculpture, why...
I mostly practice yoga, and yeah, it's cool! :p I LOVE not having a period. I'm not pregnant, because my last boyfriend had an erectile...
Some people like my short stories. Everyone seems to like my poetry. I only show it to people I think will enjoy it. Ever have a cavity?
Yes, they can. I don't want to be flat-chested, but I think between a B and C is nice.
That's like... One huge ass run-on sentence.
Color is the essence of all art.
For me the most important things are that: 1) He/she has a sense of humor and makes me laugh. 2) He/she is smart and well-read. 3) He/she...
I still have backpain whether or not I wear a bra, but is lesser when I wear one. I fully intend on having reduction surgery someday though, as...
" don't think it's fair to say that just because she got pregnant that her parents have the right to push her into any decision and make her work...
I'm usually not gaga for gowns, but WOW! I love the fall dress. The summer dress is adorable too, especially if you got married in bare feet. :)
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