One very cold beer. To be followed by some good sipping bourbon.
Precious....just precious....
When he appeals, he will have to post a bond for the whole amount and interest. He must be so pissed off....great. He can put that on his AMEX....
I specifically asked my doctor how to reduce prostate risk. He put my chart down, looked at me and quite seriously said, "Dave, you should...
I wished we had gotten there with girlfriend 1.0....but, we jumped right into sex. I'm thinking, watching her work herself off would have been...
It's been a while since I've really gotten a full handjob, usually I just go for the bj... The last time I asked her to stroke it a bit first...
It was probably all those young blonde female nurses....
It just boggles the mind.
Sometimes you just can't believe they're gone. How can somebody just *poof* be gone. It's been over two years and I still feel like calling my...
Oh man, I was in a hotel for business recently and some gaggle of high school girls volleyball team was going through to or from a game all...
I really love watching it...she always wants the lights off, but I like them on - I want to see everything, especially the big moment, that is, if...
I've seen that after edging or sex. There's a little semen left in the plumbing and that makes it a bit cloudy / foamy when flushed out.
Obviously not a bible scholar. Pontius Pilot washed his hands of it. The crowd demanded Jesus be executed and that Barabbas run for president.
Well, you need to do something exciting while sitting in a boat in the middle of a lake drinking beer all day.
Sure beats fishing or philately...
Don will fix that by lining up another tax break for the 1% that you and your grandkids can finance. But none of them can pinpoint what was...
The swim girls, of course, lots more to see, wet.... The cheerleaders, or the Rah-Rah girls as we said, were all far too good for the general...
I figured the almighty gave us the power and wizdum for self pleasure for a reason - to use it to keep sane and off the ledge... Not doing it...
Those would probably make good kindling....she should be used to burning books.
Please Cum in My Mouth Five little words every man wants to hear...
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