Cat Compatibility Test

Discussion in 'Pets and Animals' started by Toker, Apr 17, 2024.

  1. Toker

    Toker Lifetime Supporter

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    See if you are OK to let a cat live with you.
    Keep track of your points. It will be obvious whether you deserve to have a cat in your life!

    Do you like animals? Y + 5, N -20
    Do they like you? Y + 10, N - 25
    Do you have a cat? +20
    Do you have more than one cat? + 10
    Have you ever had a cat? + 10
    What happened to it?
    It died of old age +10
    It was run over +5
    You ran over it. -10
    Purposely. -30
    Do you have lots of expensive furniture and knick knacks on shelves? -10
    Do you get upset when your things break? -15
    Do you prefer to sleep alone? -10
    Do you mind being awakened suddenly in the middle of the night? - 5
    By someone nibbling on your ear? -5
    Are you lonely? +15
    Introverted? +10
    Do you enjoy talking to imaginary friends? +5
    Do you like to show off your possessions? -5
    Does that include family? -10
    Do you have allergies? -5
    Which kind of music do you prefer?
    Classical +5
    Jazz +3
    Rock -2
    Metal -10
    House +2
    Trance +3
    R&B +4
    Loud -20
    Are you able to take a break from your phone/game/tablet/computer for more than 10 minutes at a time? Y +5, N -10
    Do you meditate? +5
    Do you do yoga? +5
    Are you a homebody? +10
    Are you a hunter? -10
    Do you hunt cats? -30
    Do you have mice or other vermin in house? +10
    Do you have children? +5
    Only one? +10
    Do you have a daily routine? +5
    Are you tired of this test yet?
    Y +5, N -5

    OK add up your points!
     
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  2. ~Zen~

    ~Zen~ California Tripper Administrator

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    I got 100 points, does that mean I get to have a cat or not?
     
  3. Toker

    Toker Lifetime Supporter

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    I would think any positive number is probably OK. 100 while not perfect score sounds very good. I think you would do well devoting your life to a fur ball.
     
  4. Twogigahz

    Twogigahz Senior Member

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    I think, rather, a cat has you. Mine is 18 and spry as ever.
     
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  5. Native Vee

    Native Vee Members

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    You didnt tell us what our scores mean Toker!

    I think I got 55 ..... I have had kitty cats before....... I love them!!

    Meow meow :)
     
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  6. RIJACO

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    I have a cat and scored -4 :(

    She loves me though.
     
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  7. Piney

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    Knick Knacs are the bane of my existence
     
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  8. ~Zen~

    ~Zen~ California Tripper Administrator

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    @Piney the solution for you is here!

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    They use it in museums and display cases to prevent precious objects getting knocked over and broken.

    Just glue you favorite pieces in place, kitty will have less fun, but you will save your knicknacks from destruction by gravity.
     
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