Brad.
I tend to order something that isn't practical to cook for myself. As in, I will never order a pasta at a resteraunt. Or even steak or ribs....
Hmmm. I need to drop my roommate and his girlfriend off at the airport, go to class for six hours straight, pack all my laundry and some jackets...
We had thanksgiving a month ago or so. I stayed at the girlfriend's parents. Good food, good wine, good people. Was fun.
Caulked Boots. Incredibly useful for certain situations but incredibly unpractical for everyday life.
Too much salt. They're bad for you.
So you didn't wait in line, and what do you know, she got pissed? What a shocker. Correlation between racism and stupidity?
Personally, I like the Spider-man.
Is it just me or does everybody involved in rap seem to have about 50 less IQ points than your average person.
If you wake up with your pants unbuttoned, you're in for some blackmail money.
Sake bombs. Pour a shot of sake and half a glass of beer. Lay two chopsticks on the top of the drink, then balance the shotgloss on them (so...
5-12 servings a day, baby.
Quick. Somebody give him some kotex.
People need to realize that art and politics should be kept seperate. I cannot stand it when bands preach.
you need a certain amount of posts.
Because as much as we all could die for tomorrow, odds are most of us will still be kicking. Which means it'd probably be a good idea to have...
The best are when resteraunts offer ridiculous deals on them to draw people in. And you know they're selling them at a loss. And sell them by...
Dunno. When I was 14, I worked at an A&W for three months and we fucked with a lot of people's food. Of course, we tended to restrict it to...
Just nationalistic. Mocking americans is the main part of our national identity. After hockey, snow, and high-percentage beer. Besides, you...
Barring American Humiliation and defeat, Vietnam, while not less cruel or destructive, was fairly low on the importance scale.
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