All states but Alaska are small.
When I was growing up? I did man chores: lawnmowing, shoveling snow, house maintenance, etc. My sister did the inside ones. As to treating help...
\ Depends on the friendship. I'd lend my best friend every cent in the bank if he needed it badly enough.
I hope you didn't touch the keyboard.
Judge Judy seems to be the obvious way. Remember to be loud and ignorant so she can bust your chops.
Maybe its just me, but I can only drink so much clam juice. The beer goes down just fine though.
Take the browns to the Superbowl.
My mom tells me I'm gorgeous post-coitally.
Of course if she shoots you down, you'll look like sleaze in both of their eyes.
Moral onus is on her not to screw over her friend, not on you to not hurt your ex.
This sounds like a thinly veiled sexual reference.
Short man syndrome. Even Napoleon was bugshit crazy.
Eh, I did. I still think GST cuts are a bad way to go about things.
Can be anywhere there big guy. Not just your balls. You've honestly never nicked your face shaving? Because I believe that.
I once shaved my balls with my roommates razor because I thought it would be funny. Not very smart though, you can share hepatitis and other...
Speed kills, but is better than obesity.
Very, very sexy.
Move to the oil fields.
I like small girls with good sized tits and intelligent but passive.
I thought this would be about daylight saving's time.
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