It teaches you how to research. You'll appreciate it when you're cranking out the thirty page papers in university.
Yeah. I have no aspirin either.
You two are the fucking boys who cried 'Wolf'. You've been saying this same thing as long as I've been on here.
A hip forums poll doesn't really count as statistically significant.
Yeah well all these details seem incredibly minute. If you can't deal with the tiny insignificants of having a roommate, live alone. This shit...
An innocent little night turned into a disaster yesterday. So me and Rob decide to rent a movie last night while the girlfriend has a nap....
A late puberty tends to have more important effects on people than dick size. Lack of confidence, less aggressiveness, basically a more feminized...
Yeah, I'd say you're being slightly on the uptight side.
Wow. You stole your entire personality from Choking Victim.
Beat him. Senseless. It's hard to molest people from a hospital bed.
I'm pretty much unfailingly social, barring a hangover.
Well, buddy, you picked a shitty school and have noone to blame put you and your pathetic highschool marks. jk.
it was interesting for about 20 minutes, then sort of fell apart.
"Is Jen there?" "No." "Well, my name is Brad..." The point was to get there when all the girls were knew and didn't know anybody and shit like...
Grab his dick.
The best bet is to find somebody who looks like you.
Depends entirely upon where you live. If you're in dorms, dunno, be aggressive. Freshman year I me and buddies literally knocked on every female...
To be fair though, people who wait that long tend to marry the first girl who is nice to them and spend the rest of their lives in unhappy...
If I were Viet Cong, I'd throw you down and have my way with you. But I'm not.
Every summer I get a six-pack from working too much and every year it goes away from drinking too much.
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