From the moment I laid eyes on your signature, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it:D
1) I woke up from virtual death to the smell of what appeared to be like hairgel that has been put on too thickly on African hair. It was really...
I have a good name for your cat. Tusk.
1) woke up at 11:30 after hearing the door being knocked. I then heard, "Oh well". Before the enigmatic visitor melted away. Got into my clothes...
It is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
1) I was up all night watching various programmes including the News, 3000 miles to Graceland and NHL on five. I had no food except onions. I have...
It was global cooling thirty years ago. I wonder in another thirty years it will be Global wobbles? I think we should clean our act by reducing...
I used to like tulips. But then I have sort of been obsessed with weeds. I am curious to Giant Hogweed. It grows very tall, the roots are deep and...
Hi, welcome to the forums. You should boogy on down to the Uk forums. Much more active and bizzare.
As from 11th February 2008, the BBC will no longer be able to afford the contract with Freemantle Media. Therefore, Neighbours will be boogying...
It is amazing how accurate the tabloids are these days to the trueness of reality. The broadsheets paint a rosy picture of society. And then...
1) Got up this morning at 11:15. I got dressed and went down to the surgery to get repeat medication. I left for the chemist after discovering my...
I have to agree. Apparently we are all going to die because the world will end tomorrow just because someone didn't recycle a few tin cans of cola...
It seems nobody noticed. Welcome to the forums. You will find a lot of seperate forums each with a variety of debate. Sadly there isn't enough...
Christmas in Luton was awful. It was like spending Christmas in some derelict, rundown neglected community. A profound depression hit me the...
I could imagine Chicken Run 2, where new hens are hatching an escape plan and they have Jamie Oliver posters plastered over their pen walls. I...
Shame this thread hasn't made it to the top. Okey, so I am sitting alone in my gothic castle, when the full moon reappears from black clouds. The...
:sleeping: * Dreams about the Rats of Nimh.
Once upon a time there was this________ who was my GF. And one day we went to _______ to do some food shopping. And then she got lost in the pet...
I had a cat once. We called him Inky as he was a jet black. He used to eat whiskers and would come running from somewhere at the sound of the box...
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