Lousy dramatic childhood. Today life hurts.
First stick them in a pan of boiling water-alive. Then season with dried paprika and then crush squirrel until the water turns into a soup.
Judging on the next 15 years. It is likely that the EU will expand, then be scrapped altogether or some countries withdrawing. There will be more...
It is impossible to go into the far future. Simply because it doesn't exist yet, until man has first laid down his legacy. I know that America...
At the moment I am drinking Tesco value tea. It isn't too bad. Classic squares teabags. It takes me back to when every teabag was square.
I am willing to let my body out. I am thinking of being the first Male prostitute. Not sure if it will go down well, but I am desperate for the...
Britain is bisotted with George Bush and the whole American flag thing. I even spotted an Englishman with a Star spangled banner tattooed across...
I like the bunnies. Not sure about the lightbulbs around your bed. Do you have disco's in bed? Unfortunately I don't have a digital camera and...
There are too many flyers in Brighton. You can't sit on a bench without seeing the peelings of a twenty year old flyer flapping about in the wind....
I am getting there. Just a few more pounds.
A call for an enquiry into the Iraq invasion, was narrowly defeated in Commons. All I will say is: America will pay for its continuous...
1) Had a great dream about an old friend of long ago who finally got a mansion. It was huge. There was a tv for every lounge and a special music...
It seems like Britain is so stuck-fast to America's butt, that we have become as common as a pair of underpants. Surely this is potentially wrong?...
More like, Bone Idol weekend. Nothing was really open long enough to benefit from usual shopping hours. 1) Got up this noon after having a...
Money ain't everything but it sure helps when you've got it.....and plenty of it. I have only ever been owner to a fifty pound note, four times in...
Radio for me seems more intimate as it forces one's mind to cunger up possible images of what the people behind the mic look like and makes you...
Simply getting away from the roaring cars, the police sirens, the gaggle of ducks, erm I mean people. Get out of the suburban hell for a day. Go...
Unemployment is best described as someone kicking you in the stomach everytime you try to get up and on with life. It is like a disease that...
I dread to think how your dreadlocks will turn out. :jester:
3 million my arse! However, that squat does look impressive.
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