tequila and organic wines are the only two alcohols that don't trigger a migraine for me. i'll have your share of tequila, thank you very much.
i'm gonna go with minimum wage and love my job because i'm already living that dream would you rather eat pancakes for every meal for a year or...
yes! and there was a sale.... i had four bottles of tequila for the price of one. down to a bottle and a half
no... never. one shot of tequila is enough to make me loopy.
he is fine what's for breakfast?
coal? what coal? i think i'm getting ripped off
xmas present? i thought you had to be on the good list to get those
super silly game why'd you ask?
slaves don't quit until they die. you want that elf blood on your cookie crumbed hands?
bringing in? i'm waiting to go out!
game is simple do you understand?
i think you're right. I need to start drinking before noon
taa daa!
do you know the horrible conditions those elves live in? it's slave labor to make cookies in a tree factory! space cookies, on the other hand,...
[IMG] happy birthday! i got to stop drinking at night
i open the door and walk out... that simple. 99% of the time no one says anything and the other .7% are polite about asking you to leave or...
cookies are sooooooo 2004 maybe if they were space cookies (not cookies made by elves in a tree) then i would understand
we are barefoot twins! (almost) i stopped wearing shoes around the 28th of august 2006.... whoa!
waiter! i'll have some of what he's smoking.. i think about this often too but i don't plan on dying anytime soon. i'm going to be pretty...
where we're going... we don't need no stinking cookies... cookies are the weakest poison
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