Inalienable rights are a fiction, darling.
you shouldn't vote. voting is an ethical wrong.
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go with the most see through one.
its good when you're getting a bj too.
"well i won't be prime minister and three of you won't either but you won't say it."
what the h does that mean?
maybe so, but you're funny as hell so you don't have to worry about flirting.
then get the password for that online dating site your pal set up for you and get going. I signed up for one and have two dates next week. Didn't...
we're invading ..... again.
maybe for you .........
i care about it. I LOVE DUCEPPE.
got no finish, eh? it does get to a point where you kind of have to go back to that 'yo bitch get over here and suck my dick' strategy. But I'm...
thats the best way to get laid ... i find.
make jokes and drink beers.
ohh this will be fun to watch. i'm kind of excited.
i'd give my left nut to learn the violin (or cello). Ok, not my nuts, but I'd give an awful lot.
hmmmm, apparently you have to be american to register.
leo dicaprio is funny.
some celebrities just aren't funny.
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