i usually pee after sex anyway. just feels right
if only life was as simple as exploration, love, and peace... sigh
my girl and i are so quiet... its like watching porn from the silent film era i usually turn the music way up anyway but i can feel her...
if you've never done it before, you'll probably be confused and disgusted at first. it will seem to loom large, ugly, and stinky, then just...
money is great when you can spend it on people you love. even when thats you
come on. let's hear it, everyone
not me
bleh, acid is dangerous for little kids. i say that as a fifteen-year-old with no experience in that area, but i've seen people do some stupid...
beachbum seven appears to volunteer in poverty stricken jamaica. and thats cool
naaaaaaht really. maybe i will, now, though
that pig is goddamn hillarious kinda fuckin nasty, but still quite funny
nah, but i shot one in my backyard last night then i gave him some Cup-a-Soup and sent him on his merry way
this shit is wiggy this is the best vision i've had in 12 years, and yet.... and yet.... GOD THEYRE ITCHY!
whats up with all the porn? jesus
santa brought me a craaaaazy mother she flipped out on eveerything this year. god damn
your font is big
mean people suck. what can I say?
ummmm eat. crank the tunes have sex with someone for the first time smoke more oh.. and look at eric clapton's chin. you'll get it
for once in a michigan blue moon, yes. Finally. God damn it
lets see... nifty EmergencyExit shirt loads of candy christmas food no emotional, sad, stupid-ness electric shaver Sonicare Toothbrush peace on...
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