what is your dessert of choice after Christmas Dinner? - Port and a cigar do you put icing on your Christmas Cake? - Squeezed from a sheep's...
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If other say that
Which was your favourite part of 2014?
Lonsdale
"Benson's trombone" - a penis "Thrubbing my jackson" - a handjob, usually from a street hooker "Instigating the third rule" - going to the toilet
Spunkbucket (an attractive lady) - as in "That Lady Diana was a right spunkbucket" Giblets (testicles) - as in "Ouch! He's kicked me giblets!"...
Happy new earth to all and sundry:biker: I can't believe it happened but it happened and now it's literally a new calendar year has arrived. How...
We are doomed
Good one
1. Idiots 2. Global warming 3. GLENGLEN
What are the top three reasons why you fear for the human race?
If you're not part of the solution
There is of course also the difficult problem of the Irish:(
As 2012 comes to a close Britain is in a worse state than ever. Children dying homeless on the streets, Cameron's cuts, Keith Chegwin, and the...
These are the events that will come in 2013: 1. Flood 2. Fire 3. General upset 4. Hung parliament 5. Royal baby What are your events that will...
How will you be seeing the new years in?
Make the most, it's nearly over!
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