I'll get drunk with you. You're never alone on Hip Forums.
Are there a lot of those where you live?
I hate... ...the weird noise my car makes even though it works fine. I also hate jerks and assholes.
That's creepy. Amusing though.
Oh, I definitely know what pheromones are. They practically rule my life.
It makes me feel good, and I'm a pretty hedonistic individual.
That's badass. You didn't happen to design it yourself did you?
The only people in my family that I get drunk with are my parents. My brother doesn't drink and all my relatives are dead. But, my parents are...
Of course.
It'll happen one of these days...
Gotta love Nirvana's version of The Man Who Sold the World.
Don't worry about him. Embrace the ass shaking.
Got that right. You're fighting the natural order of things by trying to prevent your ass from shaking.
There's nothing wrong with ass shakin'.
I love the chick who goes "a little crazy" in the back of the van with Loc Dog.
Who says there won't be women attached to those tits? Women falling from the sky. I'd be messy, but you'd be set if you managed to catch one.
Yeah, Jackie Chan is awsome. He's a robot, though.
Unfortunately, I don't have a lover to prove it with either. I'm just working off of memories.
I'm a Texan, so that make me a rebel. Slavery was a big issue, but the Civil War was a war between two different cultures: North and South....
I was talking to some friends the other day and something came up. Do you like it when your lover doesn't bathe, and you can smell their sweat,...
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