Damn you, Willy! The minute I posted that I was like shit, someone is gonna come along and point out that I hopelessly fucked up all the details....
Shroom, I don't even know why that was so awesome, but it totally was. EDIT: And wow, I did necropost! Sorry! I don't even know what I was...
Ha! "Yo, I need a coat-hanger because I got laaaaaaaaaid last week! HIGH FIVE!"
Man, I love Southern accents. Always thought they were sexy for some reason. Tree-Hugger, your voice kicks ass.
Has your wife ever left $100K in a bathroom just for the hell of it?
Actually, that sounds pretty tasty.
That's not strange. I know a million people like that, including myself.
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Uh...actually, I got nothin' here. You win. EDIT: Fuunia, if you look back through this thread you'll notice that not a single person has said...
Harold & Maude! *clapclapclap*
That they're waiting to be plucked by me? It's pronounced "Capone." And it does SO roll off the tongue, milf! You take that back!
The only thing I know is that you should not eat that.
I was kidding. It's the worst movie ever made.
I will help you with a script. "Hi, this is Fuuunia and I love Al Kapwn. He's so awesome, just thinking about him makes my panties literally...
Oooh, you should check out "Battlefield Earth." That shit was hard to watch.
I didn't even notice that you'd sent one. That was my first ever PM! You busted my PM cherry! ...and you were kinda rough about it! But God...
How did you know I have the clap?! No, seriously: applause. That is fucking impressive work there.
I'm scared to see Irreversible 'cause it sounds kinda traumatic. Is it really worth it?
Gaum! Good point re. sex. Sex is a good idea! The wife will only consent to smoking weed these days if we can watch lesbian porn and fuck....
I love both those pics! And no one gives Frailty any props. I think it's such a cool movie and nobody's ever even heard of it. You rock ass, Ghost.
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