That's it, we're fighting. I've been sharing a continent with you assholes for, I dunno, six years? History sucks - and what have you done for...
Fear us, Canada! We will destroy you! ARRRRRR!
A bra that fits like whoa.
Dude, I didn't read the rest of the thread - you're not dying of a brain tumor or anything, are you? If you are you get to have whatever crazy...
I don't think you should stress. As an agnostic I assume you're not too hardcore about religion. If she turns out to be trying to convert you...
The best band playing today is TV on the Radio. You might have to give them a chance- it's challenging - but you'll see them on most of the "best...
Yeah, I had a girl do exactly the same thing at around the same age, and I was wicked confused. Dude, she just has her own boundaries. It's...
Well yeah, but by implication you think Hustler magazine is worthwhile. Or else you think I'm not. OH. Well, shit.
Your best bet is probably just to take a break and come back to it; it's probably a temporary problem. If you have some kind of file-sharing...
I'd get Mr. Mojo the internet, since that poor sap is still buying porn magazines. Who does that? wow. dude gets me a thoughtful gift based on...
Doubles as a phone!
Oh my God, if I had a dollar for every time I've heard that. (My real name is actually Al.) Shame, Joshua!
I think from now on every time Opel posts in this thread I'm going to post right after her. It's like marriage, except she didn't consent and...
It's conceivable that I might someday regret posting that story.
I will say this: my long-suffering wife once came up to find out why I wasn't in bed at 3 in the morning to find me passed out in front of the...
Me too.
I'm as much of a flirt in real life as I am here; the wife wouldn't have stuck with me if she couldn't handle it. EDIT: "all that entails"...snicker
My wife says I can't buy Rock Band on the way home from work tonight. It's probably just because she already got it for me for Christmas, but I...
I used to feel guilty for eating animal cookies because I was killing those tiny defensive animals. I looked Strassman up because I like books....
I thought that was called the "Shit, I can't afford a TV" theory.
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