I concur with MrDot.
The only reasonable explanation for these two data points is that all Jews either have enormous or tiny penises. There are no average Jews. No -...
Hiro, I sometimes ogle women who have features my wife doesn't. It's not that I wish my wife was like that, it's more like "Wow, those are some B...
She's my surrogate online little sister! Jeez!
But it's also true that some assholes are better than others. Mine, for example, smells like roses.
No. Jai, I will buy you (and me) a ticket to the Dominican Republic, where I will pay for your scuba lessons and then we'll dive Captain Kidd's...
We were kidding, dude.
Droopy, I get you a plane ticket to Boston for my party, which will apparently be featuring a fully-stocked bar, a harem, and Cate jumping out of...
I actually have no idea whether I was being sarcastic there or not. I honestly can't tell. I do feel fairly strongly that throat-slitting is to...
Why didn't I think of that? She goes totally gay when she's high anyway. You're a lifesaver! Just for that, Aura, I am getting you this Empathy...
Are we peer-pressuring a 15-yo to smoke weed? Awesome.
Yes, but my wife would like a word with you.
I do it all to confuse you, Gar.
Aut and Cate, you are true friends.
I will get you a sexy nurse outfit, Cate.
If you remember your 20's, you did it wrong.
That black beer you won't stop yelling about over in that other thread. EDIT: Well shit, a bear's vagina beat me to it. I would get a bear's...
I would say you need to fuck a whole lot more Jewish people to test this theory. Please report back to us.
Have you tried not being a crackhead?
... well holy shit, I guess there's two ways. foiled again.
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