Oh, of course! This is just a long version of the old "I'm not racist but..." that always precedes someone saying something racist.
I discovered that you're a racist! I wasn't that surprised though. Can you please go elsewhere with your hatred?
Thanks, MamaKCita. Please go away, horrible racist person!
She doesn't want to give you a free pass because she's afraid it'll lead to you pushing the boundaries (I dunno...shooting heroin at the kitchen...
Also you should invite me over for dinner - that sounds great.
Well, it matters whether this is a long-standing feeling or if it's fairly new. Lots of marriages have ups and downs. (And lots of downs happen...
Jeez, do what you want. I don't think it's a big deal. Sounds like a good idea to me. Also, your house sounds grooooooss.
That is a total dick move! Although I sortof agree with the principle, he really needed to say that days ago. That said, and it being too late...
Field biologist! I often fantasize about being on some Godforsaken island counting lizards or something. Or maybe on Madagascar working with...
Was it? I didn't know that. Well fine then, Miss Your References Are Oh So Obscure.
Girlfriend in a coma I know, I know it's really serious... (Edit: first person to get that reference gets...nothing really.)
Yeah, I definitely think this should be a competition. And that Ramona should get some kind of award.
I am not part of the problem!
I'm fully not kidding about my offer to have sex with you. I'm pretty good in bed and I have a larger-than-average cock. However, I am lazy so...
I'm going to go ahead and assume you mean that your relationship is now stronger because you made out with a chick in front of him. Next time I...
Way to do it right Kacie!
Good luck Opel! You'll do great. Vers, you have a hole in your heart? :( Boy, there's a lot of room for cheesy metaphors there, huh? Glad...
Don't forget the "chicks making out" part! That part is important!
Oh my God, this reminds me of a time the cops stopped a bunch of us in high school because we were clearly high as hell...they were just harassing...
I rebel against succeeding by sitting my ass on my couch. Everybody got a few celebs they feel extra-strongly about. *shrug* I was pretty tore...
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