People who spread hoaxes like wildfire, seriously check that shit out before you forward it. Disturbing photos disguised in links. Facebook, I...
What kind of home life does she have? I grew up in a house where it was not ok to make mistakes. Ever. You would be punished and ridiculed for a...
When my kids went through that phase, I put very small amounts of food on their plates. Sometimes too much food just looking looks overwhelming to...
If it's so worthless, maybe you should give me all of yours. :devil:
Did they pull up a chair to the buffet? :D I think the owner has to ban them to cover his ass, since next thing you know, these guys will be...
And forget how dreary and grey your life is.
My condolences, Glen. Sounds like you are already in hell. :D
Mermaids aren't sexy. They have the bottom half of a fish, and fish don't have sex. I wonder how it works, being half mammal and half fish. They...
I've been accused of liking evil, murder and such...because I didn't want to talk about Jesus with the JoHos that came to my door. I was a bit...
In the words of the drunk Santa in Miracle on 34th Street... "It's cold, a man's gotta do something to keep warm!"
Dip all the business ends of his tools in plasti dip.
Well if you're only 18, maybe he was trying to lure you into something.
Knit her some socks.
If you have been successful before, I would say that this is just one of those things that happens to every guy at some point. It's not you.
Opportunity only knocks once. This may have been an important life changing event. And you missed it.
It means that you are going to meet a tall, dark stranger.
The afterlife must be a crowded place. Unless there is reincarnation. Or we just die and rot and nothing else.
It means that you shouldn't let your rabbit burn incense.
When are you going to start using those big words? Nobody here is having trouble understanding you, so you must only do it to impress people....
If there was no such thing as acquired taste, there would be no adults eating vegetables anywhere in the world. We have a 3 bite rule, and my...
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