What a coincidence...tonight I ate a vegetable for the first time in 7 years.
Hmmm...where do you live?
The concept of logic (and the people who cling to it as if it were their salvation) has always made me laugh. Life is never really logical. Logic...
Latex gloves, talcom powder, scalpals, severed body parts. The usual.
Girl: Poem Boy: Tolstoy
Are you sure it was killed by a person? And last time I checked, whitetail deer (assuming that's what it was) aren't exactly on the endangered...
What? It's a deer leg. Animals die. That's life.
Oh yes, the old "Hey, we don't have fangs??" argument. Of course we don't have giant fangs for killing prey. We're not carnivores--we're...
What?? That makes no sense. Every animal that eats large prey has to kill it before it can be eaten--what kind of creature would just stand there...
I have mixed feelings about psychedelics. I've never actually done them, technically, but for the first few days after my transplant I was...
Haha! Aw, I like the sound of waves now, but when I was a kid they sounded like they were roaring. But I'd still accept a hug! :D
I never realized tsunamis were considered a natural disaster--I thought they happened everyday, so I always stayed as far back from the water as...
Man...the roller skating rink in san antonio....memories....
Holy shit, me too! Not that specifically, but I used to think food had feelings and it would cry if you threw it in the trash. So I used to either...
Yeah, my mom always got horribly offended whenever I told her I wanted to live in an orphanage :P
Haha! These are too funny. I used to be in love with the idea of going to live at an orphanage. I thought it would be like a slumber party every...
When I was 5, I used to think I had magical powers. In kindergarten, we had this little box on the wall near the ceiling, a security device of...
Aw, I'm sorry for your loss. My mom's also kind of a hardass, but not with me. She was always a very level-headed, reasonable parent, so much so...
I'm a terrible driver, that's why I don't drive. :) But I honestly don't think it has anything to do with being the owner of a vagina; it's just...
Holy shit....I sort of know what you're going through. I had acute liver failure 2 1/2 years ago. I was jaundiced for a week and a half before I...
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