I'm going to have to agree.
Beat them with a sack of Valencia oranges. It won't leave a bruise and it'll let 'em know who's boss. There's no doubt about it.
"You wanna go throw the frisbee?"
This thread is turning me on.
I enjoy meat too much to give it up. I'm definitely not a vegetarian. I eat everything.
Either Three Kings or The Big Lebowski. It's too close to call.
Fuck yeah it's a turn on. Unless the guy is a deuchebag, then he'd be happy to be asked out by a girl. I actually prefer to have women ask me out.
Next time you cook, wear only an apron. If there's a man in the room, then you'll gut fucked on the kitchen counter for sure. ;)
What better way to get back at the Bush administration than to violate his daughters. I'd take the brunette.
I've heard that reverse cowgirl produces the most attractive babies.
That's what you get for living at the State Fair.:) I'm not much of a Nascar fan, but you have to admit, even though they've sold out, they are...
Yes. Thank you salvia.
In that case... badass.
On the internet or in the real world?
I still think about females when I'm done, the only difference it that I'm not incredibly horny. For a little while anyway.
Makes sense to me.
Tell me why I should go through the trouble of PMing you, when all I have to do is press "Post Reply"?
Those are sweet. They're really good. Are they all the same size? How big is the canvas?
I definitely love Palahniuk. Survivor is an interesting read. When I was done with them, my mom read Fight Club and Invisible Monsters. She liked...
Hell yeah. Wasn't there one sketch where he was camping with Alec Baldwin who kept coming on to him?
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