Would you stop encouraging him??!! We've had this conversation before--unless you're black, you don't look good in dreads.
Stupid boy! Jesus doesn't love jewish people!
What? You don't want me to wash your hair...in the shower...naked...with you? Suit yourself. :)
No! Bad Pavel! No dreads! I'll come and wash your hair for you, just please, no dreads! I chopped off all my hair in June and then again in...
Pssh...you're obviously a pansy. Real men smoke Marlbro Regulars! There's nothing hotter than a man without his larynx! Mmmm...
He is wonderful. He's like a combination of Bill Cosby and Ozzy Osborne. Right now he's in his room with his pipe, so hopefully that'll keep him...
Are you suggesting my masturbation habits are somehow off topic? Ahem...?
Who here loves to baby-sit their dementia-inflicted grandfather while their grandmother is out running errands? "Have you seen my wife?" "She...
I send positive vibes to the universe through masturbation.
So over the past few months I've sparked an interest in Christianity. But, I'm still having internal conflicts with certain ideas, mainly the...
Uh....yay?
You're probably just nauseated. It typically takes 5 to 7 days after conception for the egg to implant itself in your uterine wall, which is what...
...But hate e-mails, apparently. Will someone tell this boy I have needs and he shouldn't be taking me for granted?!!
Such as...?
Je suis apprendre le francais. J'aime beaucoup le francias! C'est le langue de amour, et un jour je recountrai un homme francais et je ferai...
Yay! Congratulations! I want 9 kids, but I'm adopting :P
The creation story in the bible tells why, not how. Science tells us how, religion tells us why. Dinosuars are not mentioned in the bible...
Uhh...I take it it wasn't a close friend...or maybe you're in denial?
They just look disgusting on white people imo. Sure your hair will do it naturally if you don't wash it. But if you're white, you're supposed to...
He's running??? YES!!! God, I love that man. He's the only one in washington with any balls. I may actually vote in 08! He's my inspiration!! But...
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