Redneck tendencies
Sorry for your misfortune = ( Grats on 17k posts! = D
Survivorman can eat a dick. Man vs. Wild is the shit, you just can't make it entertaining enough without setting up a few stunts. Bear does way...
Imagines a bag of cookies while masturbating.
Who, where, when!? Shall I beat them up for you?
I'd be excited and slightly turned on. Oh and famous, kneed groupies.
Use bear traps, it'll cut the little fuckers in half. Their teeth will be useless and their gold free for the taking. Is that a new sig? It's...
Have you ever tried to catch one?
Yeah I'm not so impressed by the video. It's ok I guess.
I wouldn't be surprised. Ireland and what not.
What did zombies ever do to you!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgBeu3FVi60&feature=PlayList&p=004D6DC63AB0D6A8&index=5 I'm pretty in love with this song, let me know if you...
You girls know you love muscles, you just don't like meat heads.
I like to have her arms around my neck, with my arms under her legs holding her up off the ground. If anyone knows a specific name for this...
Here's an example of what I told someone who needed some help on bodybuilding.com, if I know all your specs I can give you some ballpark #'s to...
You'll be all tuckered out by the time evening runs around then, is that when I get to take over?
If you give me a little background on your eating and exercise history, along with your physical stats I can probably offer some very sound...
Because you touch yourself at night.
Actually just up the road from you in St. Augustine, whoa. I didn't know where Pomona Park was until I just took a closer look. I went to high...
I found your Myspace on accident the other day! I was looking for this girl I was talking to at a party last night, and your super unique sig pic...
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