haha if you call 33 young.No I guess I forgot about condoms - that would be pretty easy to fake.The main women of my life had had an op after...
' You've got a lovely penis (slash) HAHAHA I mean - did have ' * throws it out the window *
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good point - the chocolate could have just been an opening gambit for conversation.Then again some old men come and stay at the hotel I work at...
No-one on that list then..
They make me realise I'm extremely lucky to be where I am.Tough call..
fora? is that plural for forum? or is it someone who deals flowers?
happy birthday - just incase I forget - did you catch that guy in the store again yet?
The only thing I've done is to book off 4 days in August to go to a festival.
Well - this is the point I was trying to get at - we grew up so closely at school that every insult was 'de-sensitised' - we were very friendly -...
sorry I haven't seen it - I change channels during adverts unless it's kids adverts for toys - man I still get excited by lego but - and rest...
My son - there is only one path that you must travel down to become a man. The one that lies between her lefto and her righto
You make an interesting point.Is it true however that blacks use the word towards each other in a friendly way?.In fact don't some rap groups use...
yeeaahh.Theres a film about their life - it's quite engaging. I always play We've only just begun and close to you in the restaurant on the piano...
no - I don't get it - I'm a bloke - how exactly do you fake it? most girls look for evidence.Its much easier for a girlie to fake it - just make a...
say..' hey! crazy old man.... more chocolate or I'll report you to the government ' naah.I love crazy old men - I'm almost there meself - one old...
oh yeah - lucid dreaming rocks.I don't do it much now - but when I was 18-24 I used to 'wake up' and lift my legs up through the bedcovers and see...
I've had sleep paralysis but only in times where I've either A: been highly troubled by a relationship.eg Ive just had a massive argument with the...
The best thing if you've both been at work all day is to just leap into that old comfy bed naked and embrace.ahhhh But by far kinkiest I ever had...
Just don't let him kick your ass around just cos he's older - you can still call the shots lucky git - but a law breaker (who doesn't?)
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