Birmingham is absolutely massive. Most of it is kind of different Towns joined together. Ring roads and Spaghetti junction. The Bull ring, this...
I created a football thread. That sank to the bottom. Then I did American sports or something. That also did Titanic. I reckon a sports forum...
I have reserved opinions when it comes to Gypsies. I don't like talking about Gypsies. I believe that it is better to avoid them and then you will...
I know what you mean. It is global warming this, end of the world that. I say that all hippies should chill out to some Psychedelic tunes. Or hug...
Scotland is not a place I have been too often. I have been twice in my whole life. Apparently it is very cold but certain villages boast some of...
I would wear womans underwear. Sure why not. It actually feels quite smooth and feel quite envious. The knickers were very soft. They were...
My girlfriend Rita uses her mobile phone vibrator. Her phone is so small it can be fitted snug inside. I think sex toys are simply bad substitutes .
I would drop a nuclear bomb on Iraq. Problem solved.
1)My arse 2) Life is like lemon and honey. It is bittersweet. 3)I am laughing so hard my sides would have split had I not put on my belt. 4)Takes...
There are no best places in birmingham itself. There is millions of ring roads and everthing is rather bleak. The Bull Ring is the highlight of...
Recently my new filthiest fantasy is getting absolutely stark naked with Olivia Flaversham in a swimming pool of chocolate angel delight.
1) Woke up at 6 45 am after having a dream about some girl called marlene jackson. In the dream she was a member of the Thompson Twins. She didn't...
An army of cute pink girl chipmunks all marching to Need a man blues (Bronski beat. I am on this throne over looking my army. In the army, girls...
I came home last night and put in my Dvd. I got some popcorn and sat around with Rita. She lay her head on a cushion which was on my lap. I and...
Rita is now a hippy. I figured: Patriotic trousers and a green of the glen jumper. Also a flashy belt. I suppose it was obvious that she was...
I believe that Lager is Satan's urine. A little can do us good. Too much and we are forever doomed.
I have one Newcastle Brown every month. I cannot take any more alchohol. I myself used to drink regularly. I used to collect glasses in a...
You cannot go wrong in Liverpool. Apparently the capital of North Wales. Get a place in Liverpool then take a train to Chester and simply change...
1) Got up at 9am promptly after having a very strange dream. 2) Put on my smart clothes and strolled through primrose dominated crescents and...
Life happened but your brain makes sense of it all. That is why we appear not to be walking upside down and we don't have a feeling of dizziness...
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