Sir, you are a fop :)
How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to really want to change.
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I have a rip in my saddle *grinds teeth*
The Prosecution hereby charges Peace-Phoenix with the heinous crime of watching crap daytime tv! "Guilty as charged, your honour" :)
But I thought you were going to change the carburetor? It must be seven months since I last sailed a bathtub!
"If you go down to the woods today you're sure of a big surprise" :)
"It may be raining, but there's a rainbow above you" (Eagles) Good luck Kollontai, and best wishes. re summer, I'm planning on going to the Big...
"I hate people when they're not polite" - a line from Talking Heads. Admittedly it's from their song Psycho Killer, so perhaps not the best...
I prefer The Stranglers' cover of Walk On By to Dionne Warwick's. It's got so much grit. (Dare I say it?) I think Stevie Ray Vaughan's version...
I went up to the hill fort outside town with some friends. Really cool sight. There was a whole bunch of people 'round a bonfire playing drums,...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/03/01/neclipse01.xml I'm going to try to take some shots of it. Sounds like it should...
I'd imagine some of the low lying areas of the country will be under water by then, which will cause economic and social changes. There'll...
I've got a picture disc of Pink Floyd's Piper At The Gates Of Dawn album. I play it rather than have it stuck on the wall.
I think we live in enough of a Nanny State without banning McBollocks. Not that I think people should eat that kind of crap, but then you'd have...
I like to explore the jungle.
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This is my favourite I've seen, might have to get one :)
Horse With No Name - America I've always wanted to take a spiritual trek through a desert, maybe one day I will.
Queen, Def Leppard, White Snake and The Osmonds can all go into Room 101 as far as I'm concerned. Must admit though, I've got a soft spot for...
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