I am an English teacher. And I dont care for math. I think they should spend less time on it in school, since such a small percentage ever end...
I (we) would take over the world.
<-- sucker for redheads
Great tats. Hehe, I almost got one in the lot at a Dead show, but my friend dragged me out of the tent before I could. (thank you, Lisa!!!)
Money suddenly becomes worth a lot more when you don't have any.
dumb-fucks. I can't give you any, because I have to "spread it around" first.
I was going to go to the Lexington String Cheese show, but I have to work, so now I'm going to Bloomington instead. and oh yeah, hi.
I prefer the "look, bitch...mind your own business or I will seriously fuck you up" approach.
Woo-hoo! Catfight!
This is from The Cincinnati Enquirer's website, 10-10-04 (2 days after the debate) [img] Thank you for voting. Who do you think won the...
Five of us ate at Pizza Hut -- and now I feel like I have a bowling ball in my gut.
I have had sex with three virgins. (and I'm always up for #4)
All my trash goes to a gigantic landfill about a half-hour from here called Rumke mountain. The scale of the place is ridiculous. Where there...
I'm starting my career, so I have no doubt that every month will bring new things. I want to climb a mountain.
Race is nothing more than a social construct. There is no genetic basis.
Whoa, that came out of nowhere! :eek: You know... contrary to popular belief, that really is a trout in my trousers.
no. you will stop time and destroy the universe.
so far, Bush has been right about very little. This is because he is a fuckwad. Thank God it's only a few weeks until the election. I can't...
Hoe! Hoe! I love the word slutty, or just slut. When you say it real slow with emphasis, it just rolls off your tongue. Ssssluut! Hey,...
I try real hard. (mom says I'm special)
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