Because the Internet (forums like this in particular) is just one big ego trip.
True, but boob bobbling is fun. A lot of things are wrong with that.
I don't know how Manos could be worse that Dracula 3000, but it's possible. I guess I have to see it now.
I wouldn't worry. Worrying gets you nowhere. Just assume that everything's fine until you actually hear something bad.
Dracula 3000. Dracula looks like a bad Haloween costume. Oh my god that movie is so bad.
My only real ambition is to get a job where they pay me to travel. (other than the army)
My advice is to just start rolling joints everyday. The more you practice, the better you get. If you don't smoke that many joints, then roll one,...
God, there's nothing more hideous than balls hanging out from a pair of shorts. It's all a comfort thing, like when a girl adjusts her bra....
Freedom. Having nothing keeping you down or holding you back. Which could also be read as no responsibility. When nothing is expected of you, then...
The Cable Guy
Off of this list, The Big Lebowski is definitely the best. It makes me laugh AND think.
I am a Rock. Simon & Garfunkel.
I think that you're just afraid to dream.
Go for the neck dude. Women love it. Also, just feel them up and move your hands all around her body. Stroke her face, neck, scalp, stomach, back,...
Formula 51. That is such a great movie.
Dr Pepper
Kiss her on the neck, right behind the ear and a little below. They all go crazy fo that.
Many a Beatles song, and sometimes Dancing in the Dark will pop into my head and it won't go away.
I'm a pig.
Sounds pretty sweet, I'm in the same boat.
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