Donkey-Dick (sorry - but thats what it was!)
being resident piano player at a hotel - some people find it hilarious to call me 'the penis'.But i got used to that at school cos being named...
I'd go along with you mostly,right up until I reach orchestral hits of the 60's,then I'd have to say - 'NO!!' 'Please!!' 'NO!!' Thats where I draw...
if youre lucky
Its better than having a beer belly. wait - no it's not I'm proud of this paunch
That is the part in red that worries me - you are already fooling yourself Otherwise - I'd say what the hell - go for it
humblebee - the way to look at it is - at least they are talking about it,remember theres no such thing as bad press (so the saying goes).I was...
'Come back! - your'e going the wrong way!' ?
Get 2 rocks,imagine theyre his testicles and smash them with a long handled mallet - swinging it over your head like.You'll feel much better and...
Its also the lyrics to a Marilyn Monroe song - A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental on your humble flat, or help you at the automat....
He just sounds laid back.Don't read anything deep into it - just accept it in good humour and give him a boot up the ass occasionally.If he's into...
just a little respect - I mean all the other guys in the band have crew sluts back to the bus each night while I just sit playing with my xbox -...
hi - here you will find more led zeppelin threads than there are rugrats in a bunghole...and why not! wheres nunya? (i'm a dumb libran)
go ahead..I won't stand in your way...sniff.. :mad: :rolleyes:
oh god - I suppose that means learning how to change things and milk things and stuff - cos it's only right you should have a day off every now n...
I remember being highly embarassed buying Prince's 'dirty mind' album when I was a kid.It was worth it though when a few sexy girls from school...
sure no problem - you'll want pub money aswell I presume,well you'll have to do something to contribute - stuffing envelopes,or promoting my...
when I was at college many moons ago - people used to put 'one of these days' on as loud as possible and see exactly how far they could push their...
Weird - I work in a restaurant yet I've only been to one once as a customer.All the shops had shut and we didn't have enough money for a club so...
Thank you - I shall read
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