cause it comes from monkeys.
wait ..... i don't get it. do you want two pictures, or one?
i don't blame you. some people still keep coffee tables and chairs and tables on their floors. Don't they know how much a stubbed toe hurts?
just make sure they're strippers and not hookers. it seems that strippers don't like to hook, and hookers don't like to strip. but for...
not much better. what if you fall? what if you're playing leap frog and it gets in a shin, or a knee? i'd move out if i were you.
i'm calling bullshit. the hottest woman in the world could tell me she murdered my entire family and i would probably just mumble something...
cool, a chick fight. someone 'accidentally' touch someones boob!
Fuck that would drive me mental. Imagine sitting on it with all your weight. three inches of sharp pin in the right asscheek doesn't sound too fun.
god, animals are dumb! you'd think the dolphins would have evolved underwater tvs already. help us out for a change. selfish 3d blowhole fuckers.
never once has my cat seemed interested on what was going on on the tv. the only semi interesting thing she's ever done is lick plastic bags....
hot air balloon?
greengirl, i don't know what to tell ya. i'm all out of suggestions. sorry dude. i tried my best but sometimes my best just doesnt' cut it. i hope...
I'll revive this thread for the rematch next year! Unreal, eh? Its too bad. it would have been a hell of a game. Here's hoping the swedes can...
does your mom live in a grass hut on the mud or something?
suck it up princess. have a few beers and sleep under the table.
what is wrong with where you are?
from time to time i've been known to use women's dove. it smells nicer than a lot of the stuff for men.
that's what i'm talking about! Knock back 14 beers and everyone loves ya!
pizza. i wish. i'm on a diet. host last night? how was it?
well then this would be the perfect time to tell you about a man named andrew bird. download the swimming hour or mysterious production of eggs...
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