back at uni when my gf dumped me the uni mag had an article about the mystical nature of not masterbating..and it actually had a shit load of...
I haven't ejaculated in 10 days. feel very very weird, and my dick kinda aches. Anyone believe theres advantages to not having a daily tug/shag?
100mg of tramadol...so sleepy! i needs it tho..wisdom teeth got pulled
if you work in porn you'd need a sense of humor, or you'll be just another cumdumpster
BRILLIANT! someone actually slips and lands on his dick
boy of lippy
yield starch velocity accelerators
Fontaine the galvanized pigeon
greg
caught cancer
is lucky
doesn't believe in colored people
it just sounds so damn expensive...and something that will never be as simple as a modification to a iconic car. no one has actually argued its...
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scrunches, then folds, then moisturises
i also had my wisdoms out a few days ago and now everything has a hint of blood to it....kinda sexy
garlic? ewww, well actually yum but yeah...jab
What do I smell? Why sausages, how about YOU?
i only haz codiene and opium tincture available to me. OH for a real opiate
oh i don't actually believe its impossible, just wrong because it breaks free will...ie it permits choices to be unmade, and i believe reality is...
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