so in other words, you're the opposite of whoever you're talking to.
although thing pics are a dick here.
do you realize that you're allowed to answer threads from this decade too? i'd like to wander, but i'd rather do it in my car.
pretty much every day i think about potentially having a first love at some point.
this new law requires me to plead the fifth.
usually i start out by putting my right leg into the left leg hole, and then i have to take it out and start over.
with those odds, it's worth a $10 bet.
is "the door" a euphemism for the zipper on your pants?
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a part of me really wants to anonymously mail a whole bunch of dick pictures to the texas police now.
*fucks wit rhinestone*
receiving dick pics just isn't the same if you have to ask for them.
the fact that you think this day is in the future is proof that you're not a male.
thank you! that's exactly why i never went to high school. [IMG]
you're looking at it all wrong. you keep the two year graduation dates, but you change your masters to a doctorate. you might also want to throw...
it's like you're intentionally trying to hide what sport he plays. then VG said it was cricket, and i understand why.
i assume you're kept warm by cat body heat?
my answer would always be "probably, but i sure can't remember them." just last night i had one that woke me up in amazement at how creative i am...
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