Best birth control ever.
Oh, I'd bet there would be no need to warn you....
I never had the chance for any comparison...or paid that much attention to distance. There's too many variables are at play for distance - how...
I hope these are actors, please.
I will definitely put that one on my list....not vulgar at all....I think it would be easy to bottom out, tho...
>>puts sign in window: Semen booster shots available, inquire within>>
>>>>this just in>>>woman swallows semen and does not die, however there were reports of extreme pleasure from the man near by>>>update at 11.......
And me....
And that is where we fool and frustrate ourselves all the time - we do things thinking we'll 'earn' sex and get pissed off when she doesn't come...
No set times, but I have been known to frequently edge for a while when office hours are done....a reward for making it through another day...
You must have had the Swingers Twister version....
Methinks there maybe more awry than just the sex there. I would have quit trying long ago.... Not sure why people choose to torpedo their marriages.
20 : 1 odds.....
Not everyone is blessed with copious amounts of pre-cum, I'm lucky to get a drop or two. Lube depends on the mood I am in - if it's going to be a...
If one needs to defend the size of one's penis from Air Force One over a scrambled line, he might as well have said, "Houston, we have a penis...
To not get arrested at the beach....."why, officer, I'm completely covered.....however, translucently..."
There's always hope......
I wouldn't put up with that shit, that's for sure. Sometimes I wish she would masturbate just to get to enjoy herself more - the old the 'more...
Well, I'd start off easy. Her idea and level of 'use me' may be totally different than yours. Maybe start out a little playful and work your...
Is there some unwritten law that you can't have sex before the dinner and movie ? Of course you want to have sex all the time, we are men, that...
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