A Poem To My Ex Girlfriend

I met this chick,​

And then we mated.​

She was the dumbest chick​

I've ever dated.​

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She grew up in Miami,​

But born in Hong Kong.​

Her purpose in life was​

To smoke pot from a bong.​

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Shallow inside, and​

Hollow in the brain.​

All she brought me ​

Was misery and pain.​

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She dumped me for another--​

Real classy--over the phone.​

My only good memory is that​

I gave that bitch The Bone.​

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She said she'd found "the one"​

And that I wasn't "it."​

I told her, See Ya Later,​

Like I Give A Shit.​

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I guess they are happy,​

I guess they're in love.​

(Funny thing is, I heard later,​

she'd cheated on him behind his back and he of course didn't know and she was going to get married to him anyway and never tell him. Yeah, that's right, I'm sure they'll have a happy and trustworthy marriage. I feel bad for the dude now. He doesn't know what a ho he is dating.)​

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So, see ya later, ho,​

I'm sorry I ever fucked yee.​

But I'm happy to hear you're still a cheating whore,​

My face is smiling with glee.​

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heheh you got talent

 

i dont understand why there are so many women out there who are whores..
where are the good non-cheating-non-whore women!

 

andie, you are one of the good ones

 

Hey man, I'm sorry this happened to you. Yea, you have to watch who you trust. Speaking from my own experiences. I liked to poem tho!

 

Oh, I'm so happy I'm not dating her anymore!

 

rofl.. nice poem..

 

There are just as many man-whores out there too.

Nice poem...sorry it happend to you.

 

I'm serious about the last part, though. I found out she screwed around on the new bf. She's whacked in the head, dude.

 

Bravo!

She said she'd found "the one"
And that I wasn't "it."
I told her, See Ya Later,
Like I Give A Shit.

Now that's poetry!

Encore,
Ganja_Goo

 

some woman (and guys) just got no class or self respect, gotta agree with ganja goo that stanza made this poem,

 

I guess they are happy,
I guess they're in love.
(Funny thing is, I heard later,
she'd cheated on him behind his back and he of course didn't know and she was going to get married to him anyway and never tell him. Yeah, that's right, I'm sure they'll have a happy and trustworthy marriage. I feel bad for the dude now. He doesn't know what a ho he is dating.)

i liked this part, cause i ended up reading it really really fast

 

thanks... would it make you read it even faster if i tried getting rid of ALL periods and just making it one big run-on sentence?

 

Well done - a nice humorous approach!

 

yeah.....lets speed this thing up

 

thanks for comments

 

That Suxs What Happend To You Atleast She Told You.....my Ex Matt Didn't Even Have The Guts To Say It To Say It....he Decided To Write Me A Note And Had One Are Friends Give It To Me