Conservative Christian, right-wing Republican, straight, more...

Okay this is a sing along...
From Todd Snider's new album "east nashville skyline"

~ Find the humor~ PEACE


"Conservative Christian, Right-Wing Republican, Straight, White,
American Males" BY: Todd Snider 2004

--Conservative Christian, right-wing Republican, straight, white, American males Gay-bashin', black-fearin', poor-fightin', tree- killin' regional leaders of sales.
Frat-housin', keg-tappin', shirt-tuckin', back-slappin', haters of hippies like me

Tree-huggin', peace-lovin', pot-smokin', porn-watchin', lazy-ass hippies like me.

Tree-huggin', love-makin', pro-choice, and gay weddin', wide-spread-diggin' hippies like me.

Skin-color-blinded, conspiracy-minded, protestors of corporate greed, We who have nothing and most likely will `til we all end up locked up in jails

By... conservative Christian, right-wing republican, straight, white, American males.

Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls
Living together in two separate worlds
Following leaders up mountains of shame
Lookin' for someone to blame

Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls
Living together in two separate worlds
Following leaders up mountains of shame
Lookin' for someone to blame
I know who I like to blame

Conservative Christian, right-wing Republican, straight, white
American males Soul-savin', flag-wavin', Rush-lovin', land-pavin' personal friends to the Quales. <---oops sp? HA!
Quite diligently, working so hard to keep the free reigns of this democracy

From tree-huggin', peace-lovin', pot-smokin', bare-footin', folk-singin' hippies like me.
Tree-huggin', peace-lovin', pot-smokin', porn-watchin' lazy-ass
hippies like me.

 

Todd Snider is awsome. I missed a show a couple of months ago when he was in the area. Hopefully he'll be back around.

 

yes indeed his shows are not to be missed, a great story teller--hope you see him soon too.


all barefoot!

 

I bought that album about 2 days after it came out. It;'s a good album but falters toward the end.

 

*claps until his hands are broke*

 

The sad things about that song to me is, that i have qualties of both.

 

kerry rules

 

That's so funny! I'm printing it out and showing it to this really conservative guy I know who pisses me off and always makes fun of me for being vegetarian and liberal. Thanks!

 

Hahahahaha

Good one
I laughed my ass off

 

WAIT A DAMN SECOND


"Conservative Christian, right-wing Republican, straight, white
American males Soul-savin', flag-wavin', Rush-lovin', land-pavin' personal friends to the Quales. <---oops sp? HA!
Quite diligently, working so hard to keep the free reigns of this democracy"



How the hell does Rush have to do with Conservative Christians? Ever listen to "freewill"? It's very anti-religious.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh

 

Why the hell do I want Bu$h to do press conference's, and then I watch the State of the Union Adress tonight and can't stand looking at his face?OHHHH! so he'll slip up and tell the truth in a press conferencethat's right! I just don't believe him, nothing that came out of hismouth sems truthful.OKay- Breathe jessica jane! I swear I predicted that an Iraqi would sit next to Mrs. Bu$h- also that fingers with ink would be raised. Nice show!

Whew!back to your regularly scheduled program. that's antother thing he'srunning into LAw and Order!

so my son said to me the other day -'mom you're such a radicalliberal that you aren't open minded'. I'm looking intothis "accusation". Or perhaps it was just an observation. Damn I'm jaded.

your resident liberal, hippie, peace lovin', tree huggin' chick.
Peace,Jess

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and now a word from Todd Snider~~Conservative Christian, right-wing republican, straight whiteAmerican male. Gay bashing, black fearing, war fightin' tree killin', regionalleaders of self.Frat-housin', keg-tappin', shirt-tuckin', back-slappin' haters ofhippies like me.Tree-huggin', love-makin', pro-choicin', gay-weddin' widespreaddigging hippies like me.Skin-color-blinded, conspiracy-minded protesters of corporate greed.We who have nothing and most likely will till we all end up locked upin jails.Byyyyyyyyyy conservative christian, right-wing republican, straightwhite american males.