Ok, im bored. Tell me your greatest comebacks... mine is: *You're a dirty whores fetus with camel toe. *Your're a ball-ripping powdertwating sheeps wool condom wrapper there are others... nasty others... muha ha
So I am a mother fucker but I cant help it, she pays so well and comes over so much. As a matter of fact I did go to college to be and Asshole. No Im not gay but I have a hard time refusing people who beg for my dick. Your living walking talking proof that the buttfuck method of birth control does not work. Planned parent hood is looking for you to be thier next poster person for birth control and abortion. I drive truck, here lots of these and the ones I just listed are the kinder ones.
"wow, is that really the best you can do? did your mom drink during pregnancy?" "yeah... well... I fucked your mother..." "How the fuck did your ancestors survive in the wild?" "DIdja hear about the 'window operation.' it's in it's trial phase at the (insert local university here), and you'd be a perfect candidate, basically they cut a hole in your stomach and put a window in it, so when you walk around with your head up your ass you can see where you are going."
Say to a woman: You know what you are? You're a CUNTinuous pain in the ass! You're acting like a CUNTrol freak! You're nothing but a CUNTemptible person!
Okay someone says fuck off to you you say Fuck on you get better results, fuck sideways you get kids like you!
So I called your mom a 2 bit whore, wha else do you call a slut with a sack of quarters with a mattress ducked taped to her back. With the amount of anal sex you get, do you get constipated or does the sperm act as a laxative Im not saying your **** is big but I swear I hear a passenger jet sending out an sos Too bad your family was so poor that your father used to have to offer you as his bet in poker games too bad your mothers abortion did not go well, they seemed to only have thrown away the all of the fetus but the rectum Was your mother raped by a anteater Im sure the goverment would pay for plastic surgery for that face With an ass that big I hope it was a botox experiment got very bad. Your so damn ugly your blind boyfriend makes you wear a body bag and he still wears gloves Skank is a complitment for you
