farting during sex...

I was having sex with a lover a while back, and he farted..
Really loud..
I laughed... and he got really embarrassed ..
but I really couldent help it.. it was really funny.
He just farted, while I was riding him...

Maybe I was pushing on his bowels weird??? I dunno.. But I wasnt offended by it, it is natural (I told him that).. but by me laughing, I guess it turned him off.. he was soooo embarrassed.. poor guy..


Anyone have a similar experience happen to them??

 

Yes, nearly identical except he started laughing as well. You've got beautiful eyes, by the way.

 

It happens. There are also what sounds like farts that come out of the vagina sometimes.

 

haha, yeah...to me unfortunately! Grr...it's awful, but hubby was always real cool about it and didn't give a shit, so he'd just snicker, kiss me, and keep on goin woot!

 

I was fingering a girl while she was doggy style. I was finger fucking her with three fingers and her pussy started to queef. For some reason I couldnt touch her for a couple days she was so embarassed. I didnt really care, and I always said that I will marry the girl who has the balls to fart in my bad.
No I think girl farts are cute, and somewhat funny.
greg

 

Farting durring sex is ok i suppose although there are a couple of rules
1. No farting when in the 69 position
2. Don't fart if you think you're gonna follow through....(unless you're into that lol)

 

The best thing to do when these things happen are to just laugh it off and carry on.

 

you mean drop another one?
lol
Greg

 

o wow.. I know about quiffing.. although I havent actually done that..
I practice kaggles so i dont quiff lol.

I really think farting is funny.. I cant help it.. im immature, shoot me

 

my ex farted in my face when were in 69 and she wouldn't get into that position again

 

Farting proves that the participants are working hard

I remember the first time a girl pussy farted during sex (which I had no idea about it being possible). Was total shock, like.... "damnn, are you an alien?" But I was younger then too, so its all cool aslong aslong as it aint got a kick.

 

ROFL "damn are you an alien"

i needed that laugh

 

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well, queefing really doesn't have anything to do with being tight or not. i practice kegels and am very tight, but it's been my experience that i might queef after switching a lot of vigorous positions, espescially doggy. which doesn't bother me, as i think doggy's really hot, nor has it ever bothered a partner.

 

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smartass. see if we'll do doggy tonight.

 

You've never said no before, but in your own words, my love, "There's always a first time".

 

The vaginal canal ends at the cervix. So, air gets pushed in during sex, it's got to come back out some how.. . This is known as Queefing (sorry about the earlier spelling mistakes)

There's no way to "totally" avoid it, and there's no need to expend a lot of energy trying: it's just something that happens, no big..

But just some info about kegels..

Queefing does have alot to do with air getting pushed up the vagina, causeing a "fart like" sound to happen when the air is released....

If you are tightening those muscles, then your vagina suction cups around the penis/or object , and no air can get pushed up.

If you are relaxing the muscles while having sex, of course air will get pushed up there. Although, it can be really hard for alot of ladies to strengthen their vaginal-wall enough to prevent air from getting trapped.

 

I had a friend in high school who could queff on command. We'd be sitting in class and she had the ability to suck air up in there somehow and force it out - it was rather comical in a 'potty' humor kind of way.

 

sometimes you cant help farting though with a guys cock up your ass you really have no choice and you really have to shit afterwards but ive farted and cleared the room it wasnt cool

 

If you are tightening those muscles, then your vagina suction cups around the penis/or object , and no air can get pushed up.

If you are relaxing the muscles while having sex, of course air will get pushed up there. Although, it can be really hard for alot of ladies to strengthen their vaginal-wall enough to prevent air from getting trapped.[/QUOTE]
I guess you can kind of track your progress as your queefing would become more and more higher pitched as your PC's got stronger. Sorry. Have to laugh at that... maybe a pussy vent valve could be developed. JK. It's not a big deal, hardly ever happens. Why waste energy worrying about it.