A few months ago I ordered a dildo on Amazon but it got stolen from my building's stoop, which happens a lot here. I figured, "Oh well. I didn't need another sex toy anyway." I get home tonight and I'm trying to find a package of Male to Female trans tucking underwear I'd ordered that arrived weeks ago and I was sure I took the package and shoved it on some pile in a closet thinking I'd open it later. But I can't find the package. I start tearing apart this one part of my closet where I keep my women's underwear, sex toys and other "personal items." I don't find the underwear but what I do find is a black box still in its shrink wrap. The dildo was never stolen. I did exactly what I thought I'd done with the trans underwear. It arrived with a bunch of other crap I'd ordered, I shoved it in the closet and completely forgot about it. I quicky unwrapped it and it's now stuck on my fridge (it's the kind of dildo with the suction cup base.) I like it there. Think I'll just keep it displayed on different surfaces around my apartment until I feel like using it. LOL!
Update: I used it and I am so much tighter than I thought. Geez Louise!!! Don't get me wrong, I fucking loved it. But it def hurt just enough to detract from my ability to really "get into it." Oh well. Practice makes perfect.
