Genital injuries......

I have heard it said that every male over the age of 12 has gotten his penis caught in his zipper, at least once.

In most cases ONCE is more than enough.

It happened to me, when I was a teenager. That was when i was going through the "free-balling/comando" stage. I have worn underwear ever since.

I have two questions:
GUYS: ever got it caught in a zipper, or anything else that caused pain?
Ladies: Ever got your lips caught in a zipper, or anything else painful?

 

I'm sort of carefull where I put my lips. So, I guess my answer is no.

 

Thankfully no I always wore underwear.

 

I felt so bad for poor Ben Stiller when his penis was caught in that zipper.

 

Caught in zipper, yes. "Anything else that caused pain", like a blow to the testicles? Yes.

I have heard that women sometimes sit on their lips. (And regret it.) Is this so?

 

I hurt myself a couple times

Once when I was 9, riding my fathers 10 speed bike to the store to get my mom some butter. Fell forward onto the cross bar, slid forward into the gear shift. Tore myself pretty bad, and actually had to get a couple stitches. Still have a scar, but luckily, not too many people see it.. haha.

The other time was when I tore my clit ring... got it snagged on my then boyfriends belt buckle... that stung, but didn't require medical attention, just careful cleaning for a couple months.

 

that happened to me when i was about the same age and split on my left side just on my labia. and it hurt like fuck! lol

 

I never even thought about piercings........ ouch.
Did he at least kiss it and try to make it better?

 

No kidding, congrats to you.
Every one of my friends answered yes when I asked that question.

 

I've been without underwear for at least 2 years now, and NEVER had an accident. Simple coordination is all it takes, guys~

 

I still don't get the commando thing... just seems uncomfortable and impractical to me... but to each his own.

 

I only do trhe commando thing when I want to surprise my date.

I love it when I take a woman on a date and when I get to feeling around under her skirt, or in the waist-band of her pants and discover she isn't wearing any panties it takes the excitement level up a notch or two, so I figure it might work in reverse.

Sometimes it does, and somtimes I get the "rolling eyes".

 

I had a piercing get riped on my dick. That hurt like shit!

 

"freeballing/commando" stage?

So...that's what it's called, eh? My husband sometimes wears boxers, but usually not. Always interesting, imho.

Never injured myself, except for the first waxing--renamed the rip and scream!!!!

 

when i was 12 i was commando and went up the the front of the class after it got out to talk to my teacher, his desk was about shoulder height so it was easy to zip myself up once i realized i was down wihtout him noticing...or so i thought....my forskin got caught in the zipper and i know there MUST have been a change in facial expression...thankfully i didnt panic and keep trying to go up, i went down, pushed it in, and and then went back up...

it also happened to me a number of montsh ago...maybe 7 or 8....i even took a picture of the bloodied zipper lines

 

Besides after There's Something About Mary I took measures to prevent such things. Like when I zip up I don't do it straight up I instead pull the zipper out then up.

Now I have had cuts before caused by accidental scratches. They hurt but are pretty short term injuries.

 

That's hi-sterical....

 

Hell yes. And yes, it bled for a bit. Slight ouchie.

 

the absolute worst hurting in the world, if you masterbate with soap....and get it inside the urethra....hOLY FUCKING MOFO SHIT! It felt like needles piercing and felt bloody for the next few days (no blood, but AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Yeah, did the zippir thing once...