Hairbrush Masturbation

Ok this may be strange but hey thats what hipforums is for! I have a fetish for seeing girls masturbate with their hairbrush. Just curious as to how many of the girls here have ever done that.

 

Why a hairbrush? I knew a girl at college who did that with a wooden handled brush and made herself bleed. Ouch! There are more ergonomically correct toys around. : D

 

Only the handle obviously just hot, i dont know why - i guess any household object could be hot though

 

My aunt masturbates with her cell phone up her ****.

 

This is the part where I hide my face in shame and admit that, yes, I have used hairbrush handles as dildoes.

It was only because I was 13, new to the whole business of masturbation, unable to just drive out and get an actual vibrator or dildo, and EXTREMELY turned-on all of the time.

 

Well, there is a movie, Alone with Her, with a scene where the girl uses a hair brush handle.

Hyzenthlay - no need to be ashamed.

 

Lol what else could you have used?
Well, a banana or a big carrot would have probably worked to.
Make sure its organic though.

 

And how do you know this?

 

Well, it's funny really, my aunt lost her SIM card during one of her 'experimental' stages, if you know what I mean. Anyway, as she now couldn't use her phone, she asked if she could borrow mine as she was expecting a very important call on that particular day. Well how could I refuse?

Anyway, events rather overtook the situation as I will now try to explain. The important incoming call she was anticipating was from none other than Mr Augustus Dampwrymplle her attorney of Dampwrymplle, Dampwrymplle, Dampwrymplle and Gussett (Attorneys at Law, no case too large or small, if the price is right - established 2007)!!

On the fateful day of the call she was suddenly overcome with an irresistible urge to hit the meat, bash the bishop, polish the rocket or in her case, cuddle the clit, lavish the labia, finger the fountain so she stuck my phone up her **** for safe keeping as she did not want to miss the important call. Anyway in doing this she accidently activated the loudspeaker button on the phone! Well, just as she was reaching an incredible climax the phone rang and Mr Augustus Dampwrymplle inquired as to her health to which she naturally replied 'Fantastic', he replied 'Well, I don't want to stop what you are doing, but I have good news, your uncle Slivvervitch Von Chycken Mc Nugget has died and left you $1 in his will, what say ye?'

She replied ' Sorry, I couldn't quite catch that, me old cobber, my phone is somewhat muffled as it is presently secreted in a highly unusual location...so to speak'.

Mr Dampwyrmplle mumbled (obviously talking to his secretary) 'What a wanker'.

My aunt took this to be the ultimate compliment, so she told me that as fate had decreed that she only gets good news when she wanks with a phone up her **** that she would always employ this marvel of telephonic gadgetry to enhance her orgasmic horizon from here and henceforth for ever!

I have to add, however, that she is a dimwitted old cow.

 

95 % of them????????
Just a guess.

 

Unhide your face, you brave, honest young woman.
Just ask the guys how many of them have had the same, or similar items up their rectum.....

 

ive done it Tis great!

 

all the time. i have never gone and bought and actual dildo before because it seemed a bit pointless when there are so many objects in the house that you can masturbate with.

 

Of course you shouldn't be embarrassed, that is what makes the forums fun. I was just showing my ignorance on the subject. : D

 

never actually tried or thought of a hairbrush handle.. must try it out.. but.. i have used a pen before..

 

isnt a pen a bit small?

 

well ya gotta use what ya got when u ant got a dildo. and thats all i cud think of lol

 

lol doesnt using bigger objects in ur vagina feel better?

 

yeah but like i said improvising lol, detachable showerheads are good for when you are in the bath.

 

Thats the spirit improvise.