Hillary Duff gets engaged, gives blowjob

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  1. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    lol this is the problem with being famous, nothing is private, including your engagement and then complimentary thank you blowjob.

    but this is the proper way to go about things

    1. You receive ring that is probably worth a bajillion dollars and start to cry:
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    Step 2: you take mad pictures of said ring and send it to all your friends to rub it into their fuckin philistine faces

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    Step 3: You suck that dick, you suck it good, long and slobbery like it's god's personal erection to the point it's worth a million dollar ring, fuckin most expensive blowjob ever.
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  2. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    hahahaha That is just a hilarious group of words:tongue:
     
  3. sunberry and buttons

    sunberry and buttons Member

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    HAHA! stupid hillary-
     
  4. Startreken

    Startreken Marijuana Chef!

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    LOL, that is awsome! Very nice. To bad that when you are famous you can't get away with that without everyone knowing.
     
  5. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    wow. thats exhibitionism there

    im too high to think of good phrasing, but something to the effect of "people in glass houses shouldnt give blowjobs" crossed my mind and made me laugh. thought i'd share
     
  6. High Plaines Drifter

    High Plaines Drifter Member

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    Isn't this the plot line from an episode of Lizzie McGuire?
     
  7. DazedGypsy

    DazedGypsy fire

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    gross creepers tryin to film this shit
    people who follow celebrities are sick
     
  8. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    hahaha That's good shit:tongue:
     
  9. deleted

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    now on the Insider... :D
     
  10. Vapemaster

    Vapemaster Captain of a sinking ship

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    I think the people that watch entertainment shows and buy gossip magazines are the sick ones. These people and their pathetic miserable existences worship the ground celebrities walk on because they appear behind a screen in their local theatre or in their livingrooms and then idolize them for their physical attractiveness and wealth, even though they make no real contributions to our society. The guys creeping them with cameras are just tyring to make a buck. Not that I agree with snapping pics of some girl giving oral, but the person who took those pictures was probably able to sell them to magazines for a fair chunk of cash simply based on who she is.
     
  11. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    he's so happy
     
  12. FreshDacre

    FreshDacre Senior Member

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    Well of course. What do you expect him to have a sad face?
     
  13. Just a daily toke

    Just a daily toke Senior Member

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    ditto
     
  14. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    i was just stating a fact ladies
     
  15. SweetEmotion

    SweetEmotion Member

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    yeah that's deffinetly the face you'd expect to see on a guy's face when he's getting dome from hilary duff haha.
     
  16. Crooks

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    So you think im sick because I watch TV?
     
  17. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    I think he's talking about shows like Extra, TMZ, Entertainment Tonight, etc.
     

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