How do you jack off with lube with out making a mess?

I am just wondering how can i jack off using lube without the lube flying all over my computer when im watching porn? I jack off sometimes, and before i do i put the lube on and i havent even started jacking off, and the lube flies on to the computer a little. Is there any way around this? Also what is the best way to jack off without getting cum on your computer or other things when it shoots out of your penis or even the pre cum when it flies around a bit from the jacking off motion

 

Don't stand on yr desk while beatin' yr meat.

 

I've never had this problem before, so I'm guessing you just have terrible aim

There's a few things you could do:

1) What toolmaggot said, don't stand over your desk while jacking off.

2) Use a towel or several when jacking off with lube, just wipe it off.

3) Wank into a sock (although without lube).

4) Tissues. Lots of em.

Hope that helped!

L_S

 

rofl

 

First of all, stop jacking off so furiously, young grasshopper! Use the lube, but go SOOOOOOW. Half the fun is getting there! That way, the lube won't go flying around. Secondly, get an old sheet (a towel isn't big enough, at least for me) and spread it out on the floor, beside you. When you're ready to cum, just swivel around on your chair, aim high and see how far you can squirt! (Onto the sheet, of course!) You still need tissue, but not nearly as much. Cleanup is a snap! Just fold the sheet a couple of times and stash it under the bed. Make sure to lock the door, you wouldn't want someone to walk in on you mid-spurt, lol!

 

LOL! wow, alright, and what is SOWWW? also how can i make it so the forum sends me a notification for each reply?

 

Not sure about sending a notification, wish I knew. But I meant to say SLOOOOW, lol. And yes, that really is a good way to do it, that way you don't have to kind of hold back, you can just aim for the sky! Go for the best trajectory! Set personal distance records!

 

Try masturbating with a condom on.

You may still want to add a couple of drops of lube into the teat, especially if you're circumcised, although not essential.

The condom solution will also deal with the aftermath.

 

I'd say try that, and go SLOW, definitely not SOW

As for sending a notification when a reply is added, when you post a reply you'll see there's a tab that says Thread Subscription - usually it's marked Do not subscribe, just change that and you'll have no prob.

Hope that helps!

L_S

 

I have mastered this. i use vaseline to jo. thicker n feels awesome. i jo with left hand which is akward at first but its all i do now. then i search porn with right hand.

my thing is you r gonna get messy so might as well feel the best u can

 

Use moderate amounts,and wank till you almost orgasm but ejaculate,use the precum and mix it with the lube on your penis.When you cum,pinch hard,and shut off the squirting,but keep it pinched (the orgasm wil become more intense),go to the loo,release your penis,and bob's your uncle

 

Try this: once you have put the lube on your penis, cover it with a woman. Then afterwards you can ask her to clean off your penis for you if necessary. Don't worry about your ejaculate, I'm sure it will be somewhere you don't have to worry about.