how many calories are in a load of semen?

working on putting together a diet and so wondering if i should swallow or not

 

Its good for your complexion.

 

if you eat it or a topical application?

 

hahahah, through digestion. And Im totally bullshitting.

 

I think it must be good for the complexion, because most whores have good skin.

 

From Ask Alice.




A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount is determined by a man’s age (younger men usually make more semen), when he last ejaculated, and how long he’s aroused before ejaculating, among other factors. Contrary to what you’ve heard, semen is not loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include:

• Fructose sugar
• Water
• Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
• Citric acid
• Enzymes
• Protein
• Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
• Zinc

 

1 teaspoon bullshite. I could pour shots for a couple people.

 

Just in case you didn't know, that's not Blondie.

 

Nobodys impressed bekner.

 

do you mean it wasnt originally her, or she never did it at all?

 

Well, I suppose it's possible Blondie/Deborah Harry may have covered it, but it was originally written and performed by the Divinyls, and that's the most popular version of the song. I have seen it erroneously listed as Blondie on YouTube and many different file sharing networks.

 

Yay for low-calory semen! Molly, you may continue swallowing.

 

good to know.

 

Lode is a wealth of useful knowledge.

 

I really hope you're not serious. calorie counting is stupid, and if you're taking it to this extreme then please step back and take a look at what youre doing.

just eat whatever you want.

 

A tablespoon of semen contains approximately five to 25 calories. Hence, swallowing isn't terribly fattening. Heavy beer and coffee drinkers are said to produce bitter-tasting ejaculate. Alkaline-based fish and meats make for a buttery taste. An estimated 5% of women are allergic to semen, although pronounced allergic reactions are rare. The protein content of semen is roughly equivalent to that found in the egg white of a large egg. Contrary to 2003 report run by a number of media outlets (including CNN), swallowing semen does not reduce one's risk of breast cancer. Fellatio has been demonstrated to make pregnancies safer. Women who practice oral sex before impregnation are at less risk for blood pressure problems during their terms than those who don't. The reason for this is that regular exposure to semen before pregnancy helps a woman's immune system get used to her partner's sperm.

 

Wait, I don't get that last part. If the woman's already pregnant, she presumably doesn't need to get used to her partner's sperm, does she? It's more the whole kid growing inside of her that she needs to deal with at that point.

 

"Women who practice oral sex before impregnation are at less risk for blood pressure problems during their terms than those who don't."

 

Researchers from the University of Adelaide in South Australia say studies suggest swallowing semen guards against the life-threatening condition pre-eclampsia - where the mother's body rejects the placenta linked to a failure of the mother's immune system to accept the foetus and placenta which both contain "foreign" proteins from the father's genes. If the placenta, which supplies oxygen and nutrients from the mother's blood to the foetus, is damaged it can result in a baby that is underweight or stillborn.

 

The point is - swallow.