how to ask someone for a blowjob?

girls, or even guys for that matter, whats the best way to ask someone for a blowjob and get one?

 

just walk up to a random girl, grab her ass and whisper "why don't you suck my cock you sweet thang?"

this works especially well on waitresses, stewardesses, and women in slightly revealing business outfits

 

For my first, I just said, "There's something I've always wondered about..." She immediately responded, "My mother taught me to eat everything that's put before me." Smart girl.

I've never even had to hint since. If the gal is into it, she will. If not, try demonstrating by a bit of oral sex on her. If you're unsure, ask her to coach you. It's better to be open and show you're willing to learn and are interested in her pleasure as well as your own.

The easiest time I ever had was when I was dating a keno gal from Nevada. I didn't have to ask. She just crawled up and whispered, "I want you to cum in my mouth." But I guess you can't count on that happening all the time.

 

"Suck it, bitch!"

 

"You have a little something on your lip...here, let me brush it off for you...there. How's that feel?? " lol

 

if your the jeff i know that lives in cda, i will hurt you cuz i know who your talking about and she will be mine, not yours! if you dont live in cda then i dont know what to tell you, ive only got one blowjob and thats all ive ever got.

 

Because there's obviously only one Jeff around on the planet.

Anyways. Really the best bet is to discuss how you two feel about oral sex. If she's not comfortable with it, well, either you find someone else or you go one without it. But most women (and I say most here, not all) feel more comfortable giving a bj if they know they will receive oral sex themselves.

 

Oh, orgazmik, you always have such a sweet way with words!

 

Hahaha..I didnt know anybody asked...I thought it was all part of ...what was it that used to exist A LONG time ago.....oh yea...FOREPLAY !!!!!

 

I think that anything between introduction and orgasm qualifies as "foreplay"... but that's just me. (Okay... somebody's got to be able to build a great one liner on this.)

 

Best way to get head is to show your woman your skill with the tongue, the rest will be handed to you on a silver platter.

 

I usually give as good as I get. I love a guy just to say to me...."suck my cock...Bitch!" Especially when they don't usually talk like that.:X

 

Suck my cock bitch!!

 

i know there is more than one jeff in the world but, just to show that im not completly insane, ill show you a list ehy it freaks me out a little:
1: the jeff i know tried to woo the girl i like even though he knew i was(and am) after her.
2: shes given a few blowjobs in her day, and he knows it, i thought that maybe he came here to try to find out how to get one from her.

 

"Eat me!"
If that don't work refer to MaxXXX' advice.

 

Yes, yes I know!

 

"Excuse me, sir/madam, would you mind performing sexual acts on my genital area?"

 

In a breathy voice: "Kiss me....please....here...."

i know i couldnt resist a call like that....

 

A few compliments will go VERY far with me.