How to tell a girl you want to go down on her?

I'm looking for the magic words that won't make me look like a fool.

"Can I give you oral pleasure?" just doesn't seem right.

 

can i eat your pussy, bitch?

 

Something in the middle perhaps?

 

"Up for some oral?"
What if you havent done anything sexual with them before?

 

Don't Actions speak louder than Words?

 

ask can you taste it

 

andcrs2 has a point -actions are a good thing! Just kiss down her stomach... if you guys are already past the pants-off stage it shouldn't be a big deal. And, well, I suggest mentioning how good she tastes & smells. Apparently some of us chicks are worried about that sort of thing (not I, but Sue Johansen says some are!)

 

i personally like to be asked... or told... it kind of heightens the anticipation i guess... and i also like to be told how good i smell and taste and look (everywhere, not just down there) i like msF's suggestion actually. can i taste it? or something along those lines... if you're being kinky you can say something more aggresive, like, god i want to lick your pussy so bad... hehe.. or maybe i'm just happy with anybody willing to give me oral

 

Nothing wrong with asking.

Nothing wrong with compliments -- I love the way you look and taste and the smell of you.

But "actions do speak louder than words". Just kiss your way, enjoying every inch of the journey --- small girlish shoulders, beautiful womanly breasts, and then that long feminine plain between the mountains and the valley -- soft luxuriant stomach and the rounded lower belly {mmmmmmm}.

And when you reach the valley, don't dive in, but tantalize, and enjoy it all --- soft inner thighs, both of them -- one, the other, and back again to the first. By now the girl will be moving her **** toward you rather than away.

But don't hurry. With the tip of your tongue, caress the petals -- one, the other, back to the first. Now you are actually catching the rich earthy fragrence of the female flower.

And this is just the beginning. Don't hurry.

This should never be gobbling at the Burger King.
This should be Zen with one delicate blossom.

At least it should until she goes absolutely squealingly wild.


Hey! And never beg.
If you do, she may allow you to do it, but she'll disdain you, and think you're a pussy yourself.

 

And speaking of shoulders -- take a look at ihmurria's photo, two posts above.

To skip loving such shoulders would be almost as bad as love-making without kissing. Lovely. If you couldn't spend 5 minutes just loving those feminine shoulders, no girl should ever let you close to them.

 

true indeed, what LOSER would skip that?

 

Oh, and one more thought.

Unlike men, ALL of whom enjoy receiving oral sex, some women do not. Don't try to change what nature has arranged. Giving oral sex should be a gift not a conquest.

When she gives it to you, enjoy it, and she will love it too. My experience is that most girls love giving blow-jobs almost as much {but not quite as much} as they love getting screwed.
But if she is not eager to let you do the same for her -- don't be a slob by insisting.

 

umm i had aguy just strait up say" can i eat u out?"

 

Where they from the East Texas Piney Woods?

 

My bf simply whisperd, I want you and slowly but surly wnet down...
It was great

 

some things are better left unsaid

 

blind melon your 14, you shouldnt be doing things like that at that age.

 

interesting.. maybe you're a bad fuck?...

 

lol.............ouch

 

yeah it was mean, but funny!



*slowly backs out of the thread...*