I just drank old moldy beer

I came so close to swallowing it actually touched my dangly throat thing.

I realized what i had drank while it was in the midst of going in my mouth, and as soon as i did, I went backwards, spit into the can, hocking loougies into the can the whole time. it was such a mental "omg gross" that there was no actual physical grossness. It went in and out quickly, and then constant salivating and spitting and hocking into the can until i got into the bathroom, where I proceeded to brush and gargle until i felt there was no more mental blockage.

Thank fucking god I did not even begin to swallow.....

 

Desperate Is, As Desperate Does...



Cheers Glen.

 

nah, i didnt do that shit on purpose.

although,

an old man coworker of mine has a story about finding old moldy coffee in his truck while he was hung over, scraped that shit off the top of the beverage with his fingers, and drank that shit..

 

I was walking down the strip in Las Vegas and watched a guy pull a beer out of a trash can, it had a cigarette in it he tipped it up and drank what was left in it without getting the cigarette in his mouth. Pretty damn desperate.

 

i've never seen moldy beer.

how did you come to drink it anyways? why was it sitting closeby to your good beer i presume?

 

Yuck! uke:

 

I've seen people emptying beer bottles that were used as an ashtray already as well. It can be disturbing but I choose to perceive it as entertainment

 

yup. that's about what it is.. I leave my shit sit around too long.

 

......are you sure it was moldy?

Maybe it ended up with some brewing waste in it or something.

 

Seems like a blatant violation of the Alcohol Abuse Laws.
Beer should never be left around long enough to be nasty.
Court date notification will arrive shortly.

 

I have some cans of old beer . Maby 10 or 15 years old . I have often wundered what it would taste like and if it might hurt me to drink it , but there still there , and I buy fresh beer .

 

Also, if there was actual mold in the can, it was there from the start, because I'm pretty sure the cans should be totally sterile.

 

No promises, of course, but my lay scientific knowledge tells me you would be just fine, but it might not taste great.

Do it for science!

 

well i'm sure it's not like he opened the can and there was mold in it. when i was growing up i used to collect cans for recycling and my dad would often throw his "empty" beer cans in my can bucket when there was still an ounce or two in there, and i came across several cans with chunky mold growing in there. it really doesn't take long.

although i still can't imagine hanging on to an old rotting can until it molds where i might end up drinking out of it.

 

Ahh, well if it didn't start moldy, then it's all a lot more understandable. I'd been envisioning this in the context of a fresh can.

On this note, be very careful when drinking from opaque fast food cups, around people who dip. Trust me.

 

"be very careful when drinking from opaque fast food cups,..."

Yeah, and yellow snow.

 

It's hard to accidentally swap your jack n' coke out for yellow snow. But easy to swap it out for weeks of dip spit, if all your friends always go to the same fast food joint.

 

Beer has yeast, I would think that would mold fairly quickly. Old beer has always been kind of gross to me, never have I seen it mold though!

 

I'm assuming he just leaves empties around with a bit of beer at the bottom, I do this all the time as well. I've had a "similar" mix up...I drink a lot of tall boys and don't have a bathroom downstairs...I'm sure you can see where this is going. Have had three urine mix ups lol also didn't fully swallow it once I realized in an instant what had happened. I'm sure I'll be called nasty and lazy haha and it's true; shit happens, Death, you aren't alone

 

So how long can an un-opened beer stay good for?

Because I have a few unopened Blue Moon's in my room and they seem to have "stuff" or "debris" floating around the bottom...Wasn't sure whether to drink them or not

Also does it make a difference if the beer is "skunked"? Meaning you bought it cold..but then you let it get it warm...etc..and let it sit around unopened?

Just curious