"ICY HOT" Accident...

OMG, I just put Icy Hot or the generic 'arthritis hot' pain relief cream, on my neck, back and shoulders. I kept telling myself to be careful NOT to rub my eyes or pick my nose, then not even thinking, I went to take a leak and to say pissed, then shook off, then on the way back to the computer it hit....AHHHHHHH! Icy hot on the crotch! It is the most burning, closest I can imagine to syphillis or ghonnera burning from hell. Water only made it worse. Im such a dumbass.

 

ask iron goth about this.... he sympathizes....

 

I had an experience like that when I was young. It only takes once, you quickly learn to be more carefull. I was about 10 and pulled a muscle in my thigh. I rubbed the icyhot upthe inside of my thigh a little too far.....

 

Dishwashing liquid will get it off quicker - since it is basically grease - thank that’s bad saw a woman in the ER who made a poor choice of dildo lube - they ended up using a dilute zylocaine solution for a douche

 

Owwwwwwwwwwwww Mother of pearl, I can't even think about how much that would hurt.

Hmm, it's kinda like when they shoved a NEEDLE in my open wound to numb my hand where I'd stabbed it so they could put stitches in it.

 

yea, i did pretty much the same thing. though i was 17 years old. i was at my soccer game and my thigh and hamstring were hurting the whole game. so i got my Icy Hot and put it on and i accidentaly went a little too far up and it hurt. and i still had to go back in the game...whew it hurt. and lucky me , the teacher i had a crush on was on the sidelines with us, laughing at me...well, i did make a few jokes about it to...but damn icy hot hurt.

 

I got toothpaste on my dick one time. im sure it aint as bad, but it gets pretty cold. i saw someone attempt to masturbate with ben gay befeore. it took them all of five seconds and they were balled up in pain on hte floor and i was sittin there cracking up.

 

Well at least you didn't get it in your eyes or nose.

 

My friend was all like ill wack off with icy hot for 5 dollars so he did and 5 seconds later he was in a ball crying and we only gave him some crackers lol

 

Ok, like when I was 15yo I was in my grandparents bathroom...hormones raging. Was looking through cabinets and thought..hmmmmm That wasn't an accident though a big glob of it compared to thin layer on my hand last night was waaaaaay worse. Help my wankers on fire and I cant do anything about it!! At 15 I guess my thought process was out of whack

 

ummmmmmmmmmm

 

RE: Dishwashing liquid will get it off quicker - since it is basically grease - thank that’s bad saw a woman in the ER who made a poor choice of dildo lube - they ended up using a dilute zylocaine solution for a douche

Sweet bleeding Christ almighty.

As I said in the other thread - you think that's bad try getting this on your knob (accidentally of course)

A product called Nicoflex - a capiscacin (active ingredient in habanero) gel sold behind the Iron Curtain to help Olympic athletes. This gets hot, and it gets VERY hot, and it gets VERY HOT FAST.

A product designed to make horses run a little better - I can't remember the name but it's basically Ben Gay on STEROIDS. It's not designed to get grandpa a little relief but to assist a several hundred pound animal with extremely tough skin to sprint as fast as possible in a race where there's thousands at stake. When this gets cold, it gets cold.

I accidentally put both there with a moment of inattention ---- same thing, taking a leak.

 

capsaicin sucks. once a year we do the roasting/peeling/freezing of the green chiles in new mexico. it's a tradition. GOD FORBID you don't do it properly with gloves on or get ANY JUICE ANYWHERE, or you're in the er.

though my mother once put some similar type stuff on my dad's crotch deliberately for giving her the clap. he did deserve it.

 

or habanero hot sauce

 

My cousin once told me to put Polar Ice(generic icy/hot) on my sunburns. It didn'tsay hot, so how was I to know. when he slept, I lifted his shorts and threw a huge glob of it right on his package. A few minutes later, he woke up screaming like a little bitch.

 

youre such an asshole!:X

 

I have to know, Death, how did you get toothpaste on your dick....

 

Yeah well, you really wanna fuck with somebody, put itching powder all over the icy hot before you throw it down their pants.

 

and super glue and light it on fire

wait, dont light it on fire cuz then the glue wont have time to set

 

That's why you use vaseline and gasoline and just make some napalm